The Somewhat-Positive Social Commentary

Ok, so I’m sure we’ve all heard the phrase “Opposites attract”. And usually when we hear that phrase, we’re either sitting in physics class talking about charged particles and playing with magnets, or we’re listening to someone raving about their oh-so-perfect relationship with someone who is the complete opposite of them.

I can tell you one thing, while your physics teacher is right, the “raver” is full of shit.

Opposites DO NOT attract. Some people think they do because they like the constant fights in their relationships. What I’ve learned is that we need someone who is like us in so many ways for us to be happy. Why is that? Well think about it: if you like to barhop and be a social person constantly out and about, chances are, you’re going to start hating whatever boyfriend it that you have who doesn’t ever like to go out and be social (been there, so trust).

I mean having some opposite characteristics is a good thing (like being a big talker and having a guy who likes to listen), but you still need to have similar personalities, otherwise, they’re going to get on your fucking nerves.

For those of you doubting my experience, I can attest to the fact I’ve seen relationships that were long as hell (think close to 30 years) fall apart because the couple realized that opposite personalities and interests tend to clash, and the clashing gets tiring.

With that being said, I’m re-characterizing who my perfect mate would be. So calling all guys who are: confident assholes (not arrogant), who like to drink, talk shit, and just enjoy themselves, but also like to read and are intellectuals with a cynical sense of humor. Oh, and they have to be in the enabled mindset…I hate guys who act like they can’t function without someone else.

Any takers?